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From The Desk of Maven T. Bentley, Esq. on this 16th of July, 2010
Good day CZW faithful. I have decided to start a weekly address to you, our supporters, to give you a glimpse into the world of Combat Zone Wrestling, LLC. In my seven years of working with CZW, I have done some less than respectable things. I fired the Necro Butcher
, then rehired him only to cancel all of his flights to Philadelphia. I pushed Chris Ca$h off of the Cage of Death. I put my friends in title matches that they did not earn. In short, I was a jerk. But never, not even in litigation, did I ever try to end someone's life.
At Home Sweet Home, Sami Callihan and Joe Gacy did just that. Mr. Callihan and Mr. Gacy conspired an attack, the likes of which I have not seen since Callihan attempted to slit Danny Havoc's wrist last year during our annual Chris Cash memorial show. This time I had to watch our ringside physician panic as we brought DJ to the locker room. Her eyes welled as thoughts of Havoc's and even Nick Gage's near death experiences flashed back. Mr. Callihan's actions are getting out of control. As I write this, I am sitting on a train to Harrisburg to meet with state officials. Many, rightfully, want to ban Mr. Callihan from wrestling in Pennsylvania and as a promoter, I fully agree with them. The smart thing would be to allow Mr. Callihan to face the music in Harrisburg and join that short list of wrestlers that cannot perform in this great Commonwealth. But as I said before, I can be a jerk.
In about an hour when this train pulls into the station, I will walk one half mile to the Department of State and pay a $10,000 bond to allow Tangled Web 3 to happen. I will pay a bond specifically for the possible actions of the Switchblade Conspiracy. I will use every legal aid at my disposal; I will quote every obscure prescient that even remotely relates; I will do whatever it takes to ensure Sami Callihan can wrestle at Tangled Web 3. For the first time I am not afraid of being fined. I am not concerned with the rules. I am simply concerned with the Switchblade Conspiracy getting what they deserve.
Mr. Callihan and Mr. Gacy should get their affairs in order because DJ Hyde and Greg Excellent are out for revenge, and somebody has to pay!