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Down Home Ultraviolence!
Sunday, August 1, 2010 @ 01:45am EDT


From The Desk of Maven T. Bentley, Esq. on this 1st of August, 2010

I wish to tell you a story.

About three years ago, myself and David “DJ Hyde” Markland, decided to take a road trip. We drove down to Virginia and caught wind of a local wrestling show. We thought it would be fun to take in a local event so we purchased tickets and sat in the first row. Unfortunately, at that time in my life, I was a little full of myself and believed that I was God’s gift to wrestling. DJ and I jumped the barricade and attacked the wrestlers.* We felt that the show was not exciting enough and it needed us. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say. That stunt had us banned from the state of Virginia and a few other southern states. We laughed about it as we never though that it would affect us. Fortunately Mr. Markland and I have matured. We have met with many athletic commissions, regulatory boards, and departments of state to clear both our own names and that of Combat Zone Wrestling, LLC.

For the first time ever, CZW will travel across the Mason Dixon line to share our ultraviolent gift with the Southern portion of the US.  There will be all of the usual excitement that CZW brings to the world famous Arena each month combined with that "down home" hospitality. In fact, Nick Gage has promised me personally that he will say “Please,” and, “Thank You,” while down South just to help fit in.  Mind you the context of that was, “Please let me kill that fucking pussy, Jon Moxley,” and, “I promise  to say ‘Thank you, Pussy’ when I take that belt from him.” I suppose I could purchase etiquette lessons for Mr. Gage, but then I would probably have to pay.

*Combat Zone Wrestling, LLC nor MBA, LLC encourages fans to cross protective barricades during live events.


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