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5/27 - Cult Fiction's "Halfbreed" Billy Gram calls out the CZW locker
CZWrestling.com received the following message from Cult
Fiction today via email:
ASS KISSERS, EGOMANIACS,...THE WRITNG's ON THE WALL
from The LEADER of CULT FICTION
They say time flies when you're
havin' fun. Are we all havin' fun YET??!!! How about you Danny??
Scotty?? CULT FICTION are havin' a blast and we're just getting started.
It didn't have to be like this,...but none the less it is LIKE THIS:
put CZW on NOTICE last November. Everyone involved had a chance to do
the right thing. Unfortunatly, some of the egomaniacs that dwell in the
CZW locker room are too stupid to consider the time old addage that
DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR. DANNY HAVOC, DRAKE YOUNGER,
SCOTTY VORTEKZ, EDDIE KINGSTON,...that geriatric mental case and QUITTER
JOHN ZANDIG. Obviously not a bit of intelligence or an iota of self
preservation between the lot of them.
Okay, so you managed to
walk away with OUR,...or more specifically...MY CZW WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONSHIPS. But who's keeping score?? Oh, that's right I AM. You all
claim that you are at WAR with CULT FICTION??!!! WAR??!!! You can't even
bear the brunt of a few battles, let alone bring CF a WAR you poor,
deluded imbeciles. Here's REALITY:
DANNY HAVOC: Broken,
battered, humiliated, and in a cast, on the shelf for 90 days, losing
money,...with no self-respect,...DESPERATE. DANNY: "MASADA, I'm having
problems with CULT FICTION, waa, waa, waa,...will you be on my side? My
pussy hurts." MASADA: "Sure, I got your back bro." LMMFAO Good thing
NECRO's your buddy. Oh wait, where'd he go? Oh yea, he RAN AWAY.
VORTEKZ: Also Broken, battered, humiliated and in a cast, unable to
compete and losing money. But that's to be expected when you step up for
the team,...THE LOSING TEAM.
DRAKE YOUNGER: Pinned by JC BAILEY
TWICE in 2010. Running out of backup, running out of friends and
running out of time. We are savin' you for last DRAKE, and your demise
is gonna be really, really weird. I personally blame you for all of
this, that means you are in big trouble, even if you're too dumb to
comprehend what is happening.
EDDIE KINGSTON: Why EDDIE??
WHY??!! Your so-called "friends" never gave two shits about you homie.
Not until they were in trouble. Walk Away KINGSTON,...while you still
JOHN ZANDIG: We used to respect you JOHN. Well, until you
SOLD US OUT to that walking pile of CRAP DJ HYDE. We respected you,
until you traded being a Leader and a man's man,...for being a greedy,
self-serving HYPOCRITE. But thanks for coming back to save DJ's
COMPANY,...NOT YOURS...DJ's. Just for that you deserve to be
hospitalized. You let EVERYONE down, and now CULT FICTION is going to
PUT YOU DOWN,...PERMANENTLY.
CULT FICTION are healthy and have
NEVER BEEN STRONGER. Next time you come to a GUN FIGHT GIRLS,...try not
to come ARMED WITH PEA SHOOTERS. You have no troops, you are all falling
apart like a house of cards.
Hell, I feel so confident, I have
decided to give JC BAILEY and tHURTeen a reward, a vacation,..since
there's not enough legit competition to supply our appetites. So boys,
take June 12 and go party with the girls.
On JUNE 12 at The
ARENA, BRAIN DAMAGE and MASADA will hand me the CZW WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS and probably severely injure THE PSYCHO LOSER and THE
KING OF NOTHING.
On JUNE 26, Sorry to put a damper on the
fantasies of so many STUPID FANS,...not only is JOHN ZANDIG going to be
murdered in the first round by Brother MASADA, but the CZW TOURNAMENT OF
DEATH TROPHY is coming back to the CULT FICTION COMPOUND. In fact, I
think I'll make a bong out of it, that's all it's good for anyway.
it's GREAT to be HALFBREED BILLY GRAM. Well, gotta go RETARDS,...GAGA
is dragging me into the hot tub again.
- Cult Fiction
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Philly and the huge return to the Ultraviolent Underground in Delaware
on June 26th for Tournament of Death 9!