'Deathmatch Drunkard' Danny Havoc
6'1", 190 lbs. from The Unacknowledged Capital of Hardcore, Cylinder, Iowa
• finisher: General Order 24
• signature moves: Q2QL3, Iowa State Cyclone, There is No Vulcan Deathgrip
• entrance: 'What A Waster' The Libertines
• affiliation: N.O.I.
World Tag-Team Champion, 2X CZW UVU Champion, 1X CZW JR Heavyweight Champion, 2X Tournament of Death winner (VII & XII), Most Handsome Member of the Nation of Intoxication